Now I get e-mails from Burger King supporters saying I hide behind my computer and talk shit & people don't know who I am. Here I am bitches. Don't like it? Don't read it!
Posted on 3:55 PM by Esquire-Nizzle and filed under | 7 Comments »
Dude, your sooooo crazy!!! Now that we've seen you, they need to show face now or are they hiding behind their computer? Keep making us laugh. Oh, hey do you know how to join that nose smoking band? I think I could be the lead singer of the band. My skills are as good as his!!! Hahaha your A&P friend Annastaysia Beavenhouser :)
Two things: 1) We all know the Esquizzle doesn't hide from anything so whoever said that is probably a slack-jawed, turd burgler. 2) Dude, ummmm. you my homie and all but it looks like some genetics got mixed up between a horse and your digits. Looks like those things would fit nicely in a couple of Wonder Hot Dog Buns. I'm just sayin...
December 4,1954 – The first Burger King is opened in Miami, Florida, United States. My birthday. Just wanted to brighten your day with a little Burger King trivia! Debs
I have a sense of humor like no other. I love Little Debbie snack cakes. I have over 25 tattoos. "Esquire" is my maiden name. I think "Pootie Tang" should have been nominated for an Oscar. I am un-employed. I go to SEARK college, pursuing a degree in Nursing (Man-Nursing to be exact). The Chicago Cubs are the best team in baseball. I write children's books in my spare time (but you wouldn't want your kids to read them). I pick on people too much. I think Italians are cool. I try to put
-izzle on the end of every word I say. I'm a part-time gynocologist-izzle. I've rescued old ladies out of burning houses and I helped deliver a litter of river otters. I was born with a 9 inch long tail. I can SUPER POKE you without the use of a computer. I ate a grasshopper for a Dr. Pepper.......yesterday. I had a sexual experience with the oldest chick in the group Hanson. I put the in lazy. Before Mary, the only long-term relationship I had was with Pamela HANDerson. I am, what Willis was talking about. Have you ever seen Pootie Tang? You will now........
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Dude, your sooooo crazy!!! Now that we've seen you, they need to show face now or are they hiding behind their computer? Keep making us laugh. Oh, hey do you know how to join that nose smoking band? I think I could be the lead singer of the band. My skills are as good as his!!! Hahaha your A&P friend Annastaysia Beavenhouser :)
Ha! That's f'n funny! Can they not say that shi' out from behind their computer or what? They are just jealous of ya Rockstar!!
Playa Haters........I know. What can I do? Annastaysia and Heather, thank you both. Keep stopping by and supporting me!
-Esquire
Two things:
1) We all know the Esquizzle doesn't hide from anything so whoever said that is probably a slack-jawed, turd burgler.
2) Dude, ummmm. you my homie and all but it looks like some genetics got mixed up between a horse and your digits. Looks like those things would fit nicely in a couple of Wonder Hot Dog Buns. I'm just sayin...
December 4,1954 – The first Burger King is opened in Miami, Florida, United States. My birthday. Just wanted to brighten your day with a little Burger King trivia!
Debs
That's GAY Debs! Didn't know you were a regular Trabek with the random ass trivia! LMAO!
just as ugly as ever. An' you don lernt you some big words. irreguardless.
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