Mary rules!!! You have to be a REAL man to really understand the true meaning behind a country song!!! You go Mary this chics on your side. I'll sport a Conway 20 shirt anyday;-) beth a
I have a sense of humor like no other. I love Little Debbie snack cakes. I have over 25 tattoos. "Esquire" is my maiden name. I think "Pootie Tang" should have been nominated for an Oscar. I am un-employed. I go to SEARK college, pursuing a degree in Nursing (Man-Nursing to be exact). The Chicago Cubs are the best team in baseball. I write children's books in my spare time (but you wouldn't want your kids to read them). I pick on people too much. I think Italians are cool. I try to put
-izzle on the end of every word I say. I'm a part-time gynocologist-izzle. I've rescued old ladies out of burning houses and I helped deliver a litter of river otters. I was born with a 9 inch long tail. I can SUPER POKE you without the use of a computer. I ate a grasshopper for a Dr. Pepper.......yesterday. I had a sexual experience with the oldest chick in the group Hanson. I put the in lazy. Before Mary, the only long-term relationship I had was with Pamela HANDerson. I am, what Willis was talking about. Have you ever seen Pootie Tang? You will now........
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Dude, with that napkin on it emphasizes my jaw and I seem to look like Robo-Douche.
You kno patrick I was thinking the same thing about you!!!!!!! Funny that you read my mind!
Mary rules!!! You have to be a REAL man to really understand the true meaning behind a country song!!! You go Mary this chics on your side. I'll sport a Conway 20 shirt anyday;-) beth a
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