What a Week !!!!!



The King of Pop dies! Holy cow! I think, no matter what the guy did or didn't do in his personal life, he is the greatest pop icon EVER! Dirty Diana is one of the greatest songs ever made! This man was famous for 40 of his 50 years. Irregardless, someone will miss him.

Burger King has unleashed a new sandwich. Check out the new BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. I hope someone in particular at Flis Enterprises falls backwards on to one of these.

Perez Hilton got what he deserved. The only thing I found negative in this story is that the headline didn't read "Esquire.I.Am Knocks a Bowel-Movement Out of Uber-Douche!" Perez should learn that you CANNOT call a black man a fag and not expect consequences and repercussions! (as a side note, this story brought tears of joy to my eyes)

Ed McMahon dies and I never got my check. Ed was a classy Kat and I will never forget seeing him and Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show as a child. He's kicking it with the two greatest J.C.'s ever!

My former band, SufferKate, is preparing to release their full-length CD, Beautiful Disease, on July the 25, 2009. There will be a CD release party at Downtown Music in Little Rock featuring SufferKate, Finding Jimmy Hoffa, Playing With Karma and others. I have designed new t-shirts that are currently available at shows or you get them through me. Send me an e-mail here. Check the site to hear some of the new music and check out the shirts.

I have been commissioned by a great band of great friends to shoot and produce a music video to one of their songs. Shooting will take place over the next month to a month and a half and my bestest bud Patrick is directing it. The band is Finding Jimmy Hoffa and the song is "Rain Will Fall". Give it a listen and let them know what you think.

Farrah Fawcett dies. Breaks my heart the way she went out. I loved Farrah in her Charlie's Angels days. Who doesn't remember this?

And last but not least, Chris Brown went to court for the beatdown he put on Rihanna and pleaded guilty, and didn't receive one day in jail! What is wrong with this society? The prisons are full of weed smokers (not an endorsement) so we let a woman-beater out on the streets? That is so backwards! Chris Brown will be forced to, get this, pick weeds, wash firetrucks and maybe pick up a little trash. You got off easy PLAYA! Maybe one day, someone will give you the Perez Hilton treatment. Chris Brown, you SUCK and you will answer for what you did someday. Or maybe Rihanna.
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Everyone knows how I feel about Burger King (an update)


For those of you that have followed my Burger King drama over the past 3 months, you know my feelings about the store located on Olive Street in Pine Bluff. After much conversation and research, I discovered who the actual owners of that Burger King were and I gave them a call. I was told that the matter would be resolved and I asked for a return e-mail or phone call just to say, "Mr. Baker, all is well. The matter has been taken care of." I never received that e-mail or call. That leads me to the events of this week. I received an e-mail from a gentleman employed by Flis Enterprises (the owners of many Central Arkansas Burger King locations) that had come across my update blog post and after I proceeded with a verbal beatdown in response to his blog comments, it was discovered that he really wanted to help. I never wanted, as many had thought, for the BK Corp. to give me free food for life or anything of that nature. I merely wanted someone to address the lack of courtesy one receives while visiting this restaurant. After my initial blog I received many comments, e-mails, etc. from people that felt the same as I. I felt we were owed an answer. The gentleman that contacted me is a "higher-up" in Flis Enterprises and we spoke for about an hour today on the way customers are treated at that BK. He assured me it was being shown its proper attention and I took him to be sincere. I truly enjoyed our conversation and I think if BK, in general, had more like him, it would make a difference. The moral of my story is, as cynical and deliberate as I can be, I do realize that there are people out there that actually give a damn. To my new "Burger King" friend, it was a pleaseure and I hope you are able to change that which is wrong. To Reginicha, SUCK IT!!! You shall never have my respect. You made an impression on me that will follow you FOREVER.
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Just when I get excited.............

When I heard of the reported "torture" that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Pratt were receiving on the TV show "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here", I got as excited as Kirstie Alley upon hearing Little Debbie was coming out with a new snack cake. As I read further and further, it was clear to me that it was just another case of these two being uber-douchbags! Heidi Pratt was hospitalized in Costa Rica this past weekend for a stomach infection after she and her husband, Spencer, were sent to an isolation chamber as part of the reality competition I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here! Spencer's sister, Stephanie, claimed via Twitter that Heidi had been "locked in a dark room for 3 days with no food." She later told E! News that bugs were lowered in through the roof and onto the couple in the pitch black. "They treated them like they were criminals or terrorists," Stephanie Pratt said. (In a way they are like douchebag terrorists right? I'm scared to death of 'em!) Heidi and Spencer's isolation experience was videotaped in full and will be detailed during Monday's special two-hour episode — as will the couple's overall fate with the show. I hope they don't get voted off. Maybe they can get a little more "torture". God bless........these 2 suck! This is just another case of these ass-goblins trying to get a little exposure. They have got to be a part of everything! Can't wait for assisted-suicide to become cool again!

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