Fuckin' Rent-A-Cops !!!!!! Geez.

Most of you know that I can be a little sarcastic and a little smart-assed at times; however, deep down I am a nice and respectful guy. And Dog-Gonnit.......people like me. I try to always follow the rules and be respectful of others. Then today. So I am in between classes smoking outside when "Mr. Top Flight Security of the World" comes up and tells me I can't smoke where I was standing. I was only standing where I do EVERYDAY! 25 feet from the door is law and I was like 26 at least. Anyway to save the drama I put it out and went about my business. After class, before lab, me and some friends decided we would go out and have a cigarrette before "bone discussions". (No that is not another Mark Ballas reference) While outside, I noticed the security guard eye-fucking me and I told my friends, "Let's go stand in the parking lot before the Smoke Nazi gets us." So while we are smoking he walks up and asks, " Whose back-pack is that up there?" It was Chrystal's. There is a sidewalk from the parking lot into the building about 30 feet long and 7 feet wide. Her bag was near the parking lot, half on the sidewalk, half on the grass, and he told her she needed to go move it. WTF????!!!! He said if there was an emergency it would be in the way, to which I responded with, "They need to use the other 6 1/2 foot of sidewalk to do what they need to do then." At that instant, I think homeboy had a mild stroke. I could have talked about his momma and he wouldn't have took it as bad. Needless to say, we pushed it until we had one of the head dudes at SEARK involved. We argued our case, homeboy tried to flex his nutz, and when it was all over.........WE WON! I know it was a small battle but, it was our battle to fight. I mean, usually I stand outside with the other security guards and smoke or whatever, and they are relaxed. They don't frisk me when I reach for my lighter. I respect the fact homeboy has a job to do; however, if anyone wanted to steal a car or whatever.........he won't be around. He has bigger fish to fry. (i.e. fuck-up my smoke break). I hope homeboy's batteries run out in his flashlight (or something else very scary for security guards) happens to this guy. You Sir are a douche!
Posted on 2:10 PM by Esquire-Nizzle and filed under | 3 Comments »

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Brandon said... @ April 8, 2009 at 9:08 PM
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C-Jizzle said... @ April 8, 2009 at 9:13 PM

All I could think about when I read that was that scene is Paul Blart: Mall Cop when Kevin James tried to pull over the old guy on the hover-round. Fucking douchebag security guard....notice I used guard and not officer.

Esquire-Nizzle said... @ April 8, 2009 at 9:38 PM

Dude was a glorified crossing guard. That's it!

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