So I finally give in now this?

So guys. This year, I hate to say, I started watching Dancing With The Stars. I caught a little bit of last season because I dig Warren Sapp. I tell everyone (i.e. my wife) I watch it for the sheer greatness of the dancing. I tell everyone else I watch it because there is some hot azz to be seen every episode. I know I am not the only one who feels this way. Now I find out that the main reason for watching that show is leaving. I just found out that Julianne Hough is not returning next season. In a quote from FoxNews she stated, "I will be taking next season off," adding that she'll be busy touring and bringing out the "real" Julianne Hough. Now that the disappointment has set in, I guess I will have to resort to pay TV again for my eyecandy. And what does she mean the "real" Julianne? I don't know if I could contain myself. Anyway, so long as they don't get rid of Mark Ballas.........I can still get my share of PG-porn. Thanks ABC!
Posted on 11:00 PM by Esquire-Nizzle and filed under | 3 Comments »

3 comments:

Angry Patrick said... @ April 8, 2009 at 2:13 PM

Dude, I know how long that show takes to watch and I can't believe you would spend all that time for a crapfest like that. Gotta go...I TIVO'ed American Idol!

C-Jizzle said... @ April 8, 2009 at 9:18 PM

Wow, I thought only old folks watched Dancing With The Stars...oh yeah, you are an old fart. Sorry, I forgot.

Anyway, speaking of the Mark Ballas thing. I laughed continuously at the video. The only thought that comes to mind is you mentioned PG-porn, but I don't think it could be classified as "Soft"core porn.

Esquire-Nizzle said... @ April 8, 2009 at 9:41 PM

Great point Jizzle! Boner-nizzles happen to us all. Just a fact of life. However, it might be worth his while to visit the sporting goods dept. next time he hits Wal-Mart and buy a jock strap or something. For her backs sake if nothing else.

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